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(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.
I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.
A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.
Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.
Snow Basting is the act of hitting a line off your mans cock and then deep throating the knob to make sure the job is done. The side effects are awesome as well he gets numb and you get lit at the same time!!! Aka Snow Basting!
Ski off my stick girl i need to get basted!!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??
Thats Snow Basting!
To poop inside of your significant other's anus, and then have them poop it out into your mouth.
Dave: Hey, Brock, why didn't you reply last night?
Brock: Awe, man, Molly and I were Snow Cannaling all night!
n. snow, which due it being almost sleet or just because the ground is wet, doesn't settle.
Based more on the heart-warming/heart-rending tales of The Littlest Hobo TV dog, than your regular homeless types.
"Hey look! We're going to have a white Christmas!"
"Nah, it's hobo snow."
A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.
Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.
Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.