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When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 25, 2010


Ever think about odor protection?

....cause you stink!

nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!!

by hoarf February 23, 2005


i think i looked cute wbu

when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you

hey look at this picture of me in this outfit, i think i looked cute wbu *nervous laugh*

by rziaaaa November 09, 2018


himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)

a bandori tiktok creator who post edits, jokes, and i don’t know the rest.

“oh himariueharas tagged me in the 80th post today”

himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)- noun i think.

by catgirlrei February 25, 2021


You think you're the king I'm the king!

A short that Nick eh 30 worked insanely hard on because of his griefers...

Nick eh 30: You think you're the king I'm the king!
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*

by Cragsly September 13, 2023


We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

by JustAnotherGuy February 03, 2010


People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."

Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.

by Paradox665 January 09, 2009