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To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
Teacher: Class what are L countries?
French and American students: *raises hand*
Teacher: Fax
Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.
Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning
At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy
A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.
A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.
I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'
OR:
'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'
'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.
Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.