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Toaster

Delicious way to unalive oneself.

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"

by Toaster bath enjoyer December 3, 2024


Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023


toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022


toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022


Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.

Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you

by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021


Toaster

A very cool person I met on SCP SL very swag

Toaster is swag as hell

by HarperSmyle October 15, 2021


Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but but you wouldn't stick your dick in her. (IE crazy or daddy issues)

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is def a toaster.

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021