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When something is so ugly that when you see it, it actively makes you mutter "Fuck." due to the enormous amount of stress caused by knowing it's horrid existence and the fact that people will meet this thing. "Fuck" is also muttered for the creator as an obligation since the creator clearly should've realized he/she has fucked up while making it and stopped making it.
Oliver: Hey Jacob have you seen Sonic in the new movie?
Jacob: No. Why?
Oliver: I'm telling you Sonic is Fuck Ugly dude.
-later on-
*Oliver sees the new Sonic
Oliver: Fuck
Someone who is ugly and insignificant.
Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.
Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally
A person generally not considered to be attractive by many, but who is hot as fuck.
Examples: Shia LaBeouf, Malcolm McDowell in 1971 A Clockwork Orange,
Girl 1: Hey I’m not gonna need a ride from you later, I’m going home with Mike.
Girl 2: How much have you had to drink?
Girl 1: No it’s not that. He really turns me on.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, I think he’s sexy-ugly and it’s gonna be hot as hell!
Girl 2: Ok, I can kinda see it. Have fun!
Rolex ugly is the ugly cousin of coyote ugly and double-coyote ugly. Rolex ugly occurs after a night of drunken stupidity when you wake up to find a hideous creature in your bed. Last night’s six-pack beauty queen has somehow transformed into a hideous creature who isn’t suitable for mating with other humans. Rather than wake your Sleeping Ugly, you chew off your arm leaving behind your appendage along with your $18,000 Rolex Submariner.
Dude, what happened to your arm and your watch?
Hey man, had to gnaw that fucker off this morning.
Wha?
Yeah man, that chick was Rolex ugly!
Dude!
The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.
farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."