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A person's Omegle virginity can only be lost by succesfully getting a girl to strip for them on Omegle, and commincing to have cyber sex through Omegle.
Rob: Hey, I was on Omegle last night and lost my Omegle virginity!
Chester: No way, you got a girl to strip for you on camera?
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A person that actively repels members of the opposite/same sex. Turbo virgins are not limited to sex or sexuality. A turbo virgin is essentially being the supreme incel.
“Johnny is such a turbo virgin. He gave this girl a free ride to the beach, and didn’t even get no wet wet”
“Wow Johnny really is a turbo virgin”
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n. The state of being under 21 and not ever having been intoxicated from any real alcoholic beverage in your entire life.
Dude, I can't wait until my 21st since I've been saving my alcohol virginity!!!
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Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.
If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.
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Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.
"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"
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The innocence that is broken after viewing the original shock sites: tubgirl.com, lemonparty.org and goatse.cx.
"I managed to take her internet virginity in one single IM session."
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The Virginity Loophole
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
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