why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

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why does it matter

If someone say this too you it means there a little pussy bitch and Probaly can’t graduate highschool.

Why r u so mean - kylie
“Why does it matter”- brandon

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I'm the Mommy that's why!

This is a phrase a mother uses to assert herself over her children. In one simple sentence she shows dominance over her offspring and reminds her children that she does does not have to explain herself or her decisions to them.

This is a phrase used by a mom when her child...
A.) Has done something wrong and mom is telling him or her to stop.
B.) Is about to do something wrong and is caught and mom tells him or her not do it.
C.) Is asking for something and Mom says, "No!".

In all of these instances the child would more than likely repeat this phrase, "But why"! In the beginning the mother may say, "Im the Mommy that's why", but usually the mother will say no several times until she feels like she going to explode.

(In the grocery store)

Little Joey: Mommy can we get donuts from the bakery.
Mom: Not today sweety
Joey: Please Mom
Mom: No, Joey, not today.
Joey: (Starts to fake cry) Its not fair, you never get me anything.
Mom: Thats not true, stop with the fake tears and a big a boy or youre going to be in trouble.
Joey: (He raises his voice) Just tell me why, mommy. Why cant we get them? Why?

Mom: (Mom lowers her voice into a growl and gets close to Joey face) I'm the Mommy that's why!

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You wonder why

When you are given reasons that justify you cheating on someone. Reasons could include: someone thinking they are smooth, short-term memory, or just stupidity.

"Yeah, you fucking wonder why i've been cheating on you." "Keep being a fucking idiot... you wonder why."

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Kay why ess

Used by hotheads on Twitter who like telling anyone they don’t like or disagree with to commit suicide, but doesn’t want to get their account banned for encouraging suicide. In short, a pussy who can’t stand for their actions.

VTuber on Twitter: *posts picture of their short model*
Hothead: Omg this is pedobait, stop posting this.
VTuber fan: This is literally just their character, it’s fully clothed, not showing off too much skin, it’s completely normal.
Hothead: Kay Why Ess pedo.
VTuber fan: So you wanna tell me to commit suicide, but you don’t want to risk your account doing it? You’re a coward, a real person would either not say something, or stand proudly by it.

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Why am i here

Because friend you’re bored so you thought you would look for some funny defenitions but now you’re here why is that? Destiny friend, destiny

Why am I on this website, why? Why am I here?

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Why are we still here?...

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?
-Kaz Miller, Metal Gear Solid V:Phantom Pain

That one guy: Remember that Metal Gear game that talked about memes?
Metal Gear Veteran: Why are we still here?....

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