He’s so weird and quirky and he loves to vape and drink white claws. He has the most beautiful eyes and he will make you feel like you’re on top of the world. He treats everyone so well and loves children and animals and he will put you first. He is shy but so much fun once he opens up. He’s perfect.
Has a huge schlong, is a total gentleman, loyal, caring and the best guy there is. will never break your heart. take a chance with spencer. yolo
Spencer is the one we want all our kids to be, slaying puss, respectful, and incredible
An emotionally uncommitted, hipster Millennial who loves Socialism. He can have a conversation with you on just about anything, and yet he hides away from emotions because he was hurt in the past. Yet, when he loves you, watch out. You’ll have to fall in love with a man who looks at you with eyes as intense as his.
“Spencer was staring at me, and it felt like he was looking into my soul.”
That guy who never gets the joke ever. Especially memes.
Person 1: Ok boomer
Person 2 (The Spencer): What is a boomer? Is it someone who explodes stuff?
Person 1: *Facepalm*
Someone with a really good personality but a really really small cock. He is typically clueless in his life and the things around him. He pays attention but also drifts off into space. He has potential but is never very good at a job interview.
a guy who will tell you “well i ain’t about to just dip on you” than dose
An annoying person who thinks he is so funny and only cares for his friends. Not very intelligent. Uses the phrase HUH a lot. Not a good person to be in a relationship with.
I’m dating this new guy and ugh he is such a spencer