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Ignis sport

Ignis Sport is an bad ass pocket rocket! If you were 00s kid in Japan, you would probably be amazed by rx7, supras and gtrs, but you will always leave place in heart for it!
Also, it's pretty rare so it's kinda modern classic already.

Ignis sport is an bad ass car.
Yeah, we know because that is IGNIS

by Wooden boy but not Pinokio November 22, 2021

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Newfane sports

Newfane sports take place in the run down town of Newfane NY, the sports are not good and just barely not bad. if you go to newfane and play sports you are either a horrible athlete or a great athlete with 20 horrible teammates. If you play, you play all game because no one else wants to play for Newfane. Every year Newfane sports claim they are better and stronger then lose to wilson regardless.

Football player : we lost 35-0 to Medina last night
Newfane football player: only 35, they put up 65 on us, damn fuck newfane sports

by Gangshit335 November 3, 2021

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penis sports

Any activity involving the male penis. Typically as a competition of size, speed, or endurance.

Jeff and I had a hard Night of penis sports, dick jousting was one of the main events.

by 4r64 February 25, 2016

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Sports Illustrated

Something this isn't.

"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit

by So fucking sick of that guy. January 18, 2005

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white sports

Inferior sports watched mainly by the white population of North America (e.g. American football, basketball, ice hockey, and baseball). The main audience of these sports are generally low i.q individuals such as rednecks. In typical fashion, Americans think they are the best sports in the world but the rest of the world couldn't care less because they are too busy watching real sports like association football, field hockey, cricket, and tennis.

Peter: Damn, look at all these retarded people watching handegg
Sean: What are you talking about man, football is the best.
(Peter smacks Sean on the face)
Peter: Shut the fuck up. These white sports are garbage. Come, lets watch some real football.

by Macdaddypooty January 31, 2016

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erection sports

the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport

"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"

by a falling cow July 28, 2009

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Sports Goggles

Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.

Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

by CNCT April 3, 2008

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