Abe Lincoln coke run

Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.

Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.

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Forehead Was On My Abs

wen a guy and a girl is making love and then the gurl forehead is on the guys abs

yo last night that new Girl's forehead was on my abs!!

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Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

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james' smoking hot abs

a sex act between two gay people were a donkey get double penitrated by two tall men with huge cocks and then mid orgasm the donkey is set onto a lift and lifted into the air soon to be dropped from 50 feet, after it dies they open it up fill it with shit and close it up and bury it. this will make the entire plot smell like shit

we pulled a james' smoking hot abs last night with abby and her friend

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Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.

guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president

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moobs de la aBE

moobs or man boobs that resembles to a mexican man named abe

hola de le homes .. check out em' moobs de abe.. its crazy yo

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Accute Bitch Syndrome (ABS)

A person who fails so badly at living and all aspects of life, there is no other option than it being a disease.

James, you suck at life! You must suffer from Accute Bitch Syndrome (ABS).

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