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Every time a discussion about fetishes and sexual fantasies happens online, there is inevitably that one douchebag who acts like being kinky is a contest and calls everyone else's fantasies and fetishes boring and vanilla no matter what they are.
Someone:"I want to be beaten with a whip so hard that I bleed and it leaves scars"
Alpha Kinkster: "You think that's kinky?? Vanilla af!"
Someone else "I want to deepthroat a guy so deep that I throw up"
AK: "And you don't continue after you barf? Laaaame"
A third someone "I want to be tied upside-down with duct tape to a tree and have a midget amputee tear my genitals completely off my body with their teeth"
AK: "Only with a human? Not even an animal? I'm falling asleep..."
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A boy who begins puberty ahead of the curve, allowing him to date every girl in his grade before his male cohorts even have a chance; furthermore, is also a boy raised in a trashy family and by the time high school ends has been arrested at least once, does drugs, and commits felonies. In his golden years he also has the ability to date multiple girls at once, without any of his partners knowing that he is being promiscuous.
The boy headed his group of friends as the Alpha Male when puberty struck, allowing him to woo the same age babes. However, by the time high school ended, his girls were no longer in need of a bad boy who would blatantly commit crimes to win their favor, launching the boy into his twenties as Alpha Trash.
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A well mannered gentleman with a cock no longer than 2 inches. Usually very handsome. But don't be fooled, they're very dangerous.
That guy is an absolute alpha male, I wanna be like him.
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A well mannered gentleman with a cock no longer than 2 inches. Usually very handsome. But don't be fooled, they're very dangerous.
That guy's an absolute alpha male, I wanna be like him.
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term used by individuals that do not shy away from participating in homosexual intercourse
usually known in mass culture as males on top of the social hierarchy, but the word actually has two meanings that are listed above
alpha males can smell their omegas
Omg Jason is so strong, very social, and he gets all the girls and guys at the same time!
Perhaps he's alpha male!
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The Alpha Fuck typically refers to one member of a circle of friends who voluntarily takes on responsibility to make sure the group is headed in the right direction. Often times, the Alpha Fuck takes on initiative that is unnecessary to take, initiative that usually does not benefit the group, in fact it generally worsens an okay situation. It is in the nature of the Alpha Male to try to take charge but ultimately fuck up nicely and make it worse.
(Group of friends hanging out at the park, listening to music, enjoying the nice day)
*Alpha Fuck confidently persists that everyone get up and follow him to the convenience store for snacks*
The walk is a lot longer than he expected, he forgot where the store is, everyone becomes really tired and heads back to the park.
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