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When you bring up something your girl did that bothered you and instead of apologizing she brings up something you did to turn the blame on you.
You: I can't believe you forgot about my birthday..
Her: Well, you forgot to water the plants once last month so yeah...
You: That's so La Ali of you to do
Ali is a unique person. His personality is perfect. He is someone who will always make you laugh. His humor is witty and unique. He it's someone you can rely on. Once you find an Ali, you should never let go or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Ali is charming and his smile can drive you crazy. He is sporty and active. He has longish hair. He is skinny but fit. He is really good looking and girls usually have a crush on him. He is someone who will support you always. He will love and appreciate you for who you are. He is an amazing friend. He acts as a leader of his group. He is smart and figures out situations quickly. Every moment you spend with him will remain in your memories. He is special. Never let him go.
John: where are you going?
Ali Rizvi: to kidnap my girlfriend from the library, so I can spend time with her lol.
The King of Gods. And he’s being fed edamame by his bitch just like how the Greek gods in the old days were fed grapes by their whores and slaves.
The word God was derived from Ali Pasha.
the amazingness of the hamameed ,the best shopping website on earth
hammameed is very ali baba
The definition of perfection, the most beautiful girl in the world who deserves everything good ever in life. The catches everyone’s gaze but she is too good for any low life man. She is the epitome of perfection
Man across the street- wow is that Ali Carlson, she really is perfect
1. a) An outrageous TV character who likes to wear yellow clothes and big sunglasses.
b) Not Ali A, Ali B, Ali C not Ali D....Ali.....Ali..... but Ali G!
2. Ali G language: Derivation of English language. root: Ali G in DA house
Da = The
Ya = You
Sup = What is up?
r = Are
Ma = My
Gotcha = Go to
Gimme = Give me
Kewl = Cool
Aight = Alright
Meista = Master
Wat = What
Wanna = Want to
Note: pluralz are ended in z: i.e. Rulez = rules
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A hipster who is quite known on tumblr for her excellent photography as well as her hair. she gets a lot of hate yet she has many fans. she hates her whole highschool, but i dont blame her...
anyway, yeah she's a pretty chill person and i adore her.
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Me: Omg did you see the new post on Aly Antorcha's tumblr?
You: Yeah! wow she's so amazing.
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