The most hilarious quote from the movie Dawn of Justice: Batman V. Superman by actor Ben Affleck starring as Batman.
Superman: s-save Martha!
Batman: Why did you say that name?!
Lois Lane: It's his mother's name!
The mating call of 2 gay men
Dude we did it we are a good team
A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.
Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0
a secret minecrafter gamer epic achievement also, DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?
me:how did we get here
mah boi: DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES
Used when someone does the exact opposite of what you just told them not to do. Often used in alarm when someone does something irrational and doesn't think about their action until afterwords.
Tom says : Wait for the water to start boiling then put the Pasta in
Timothy puts the pasta immediately into the pot without waiting
Tom looks at Timothy blankly and says : What did I just say?! I said to wait.
The email version of "Did I say that out loud?" when you say something that you clearly meant, but clearly didn't mean to say (or maybe you did...okay, you did).
email reply to mom: Mom, I don't know... maybe...hell, I really don't what to tell you about this... personally, I think Aunt Peggy is gay. Oops... Did I type that out loud?
An expressions confusedable quote from my asian cousin...
My Japanese cousin: My girl looking fine, she's dark-skin hispanic tho
Me: Yeah but my boyfriend looking sexy, he has blue half green eyes and you know, he has blonde curly long hair tho but you know that, he wants to smoke but he really listening to 80s rock, but he's hot
My Japanese cousin: What did you say girl?