did you see my bag?

This refers to the kpop group, BTS' large amount of accomplishments. It is aimed towards their antis (haters) that say things such as they "BTS aren't talented." "Nobody likes BTS because they're terrible" "BTS are problematic." etc etc.
This phrase features on their song 'MIC DROP'
Bts are, in summary, bragging about their awards and large fan base so that the haters realise they're being ridiculous and should change their mindset and become an A.R.M.Y (bts fan)

Anti: Who even listens to BTS? Their music sucks and they can't sing, rap or dance.
Kim Taehyung, an intellectual : dID YOU SEE MY BAG?

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Why did you say that name?!

The most hilarious quote from the movie Dawn of Justice: Batman V. Superman by actor Ben Affleck starring as Batman.

Superman: s-save Martha!
Batman: Why did you say that name?!
Lois Lane: It's his mother's name!

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We did it we are a good team

The mating call of 2 gay men

Dude we did it we are a good team

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did you go down on yourself?

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.

Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

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How did we get here

a secret minecrafter gamer epic achievement also, DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?

me:how did we get here
mah boi: DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES

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What did I just say

Used when someone does the exact opposite of what you just told them not to do. Often used in alarm when someone does something irrational and doesn't think about their action until afterwords.

Tom says : Wait for the water to start boiling then put the Pasta in
Timothy puts the pasta immediately into the pot without waiting
Tom looks at Timothy blankly and says : What did I just say?! I said to wait.

Did I type that out loud?

The email version of "Did I say that out loud?" when you say something that you clearly meant, but clearly didn't mean to say (or maybe you did...okay, you did).

email reply to mom: Mom, I don't know... maybe...hell, I really don't what to tell you about this... personally, I think Aunt Peggy is gay. Oops... Did I type that out loud?