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The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.
Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!
An Ice Bomb is the act of ejaculating in an ice cube maker, freezing the jizz, then during intercourse you would stick the frozen jizz into the mates mouth and/or vagina, and have sex until they thaw out.
Man's point of view
"I gave Linda an Ice Bomb last night."
Woman's point of view
"Joe was so nice, he gave me an Ice Bomb."
A phrase used to describe something as very good or great. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
"Man, this chez pizz is bomb dirt!"
"Dude, try some of these bomb dirt prings!"
An alcoholic beverage whereby the two ingredients of a Jaeger bomb are switched i.e. a shot of Red Bull and a glass of Jaegermeister. The drink was founded by graduates of the London School of Economics in Bermondsey, London (hence the name), and is being increasingly recognised in pubs, bars and club's across the UK and Europe.
The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.
Could I please order three Bermondsey bombs and three shots of tequila?
Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.
when you come up with a word on Urban Dictionary that is pure genius, that you know will be featured on the main page, and when you send it in they don't reject it and it isn't published
dude 1: when is your word up on Urban Dictionary?
dude 2: It won't be, I've been Ur-bombed.
In baseball: To hit a baseball in a batting cage that would have likely been a homerun on a regular size baseball field.