Rural Dictionary

meat boot

1. An act in which a work boot (preferably heavily worn) is filled with rancid meat and beer, then poured down a person's ass crack into another person's mouth.

2. The boot used in the above act.

Gary made the pledges to the meat boot; now they all have intestinal parasites!

by tooklongenough July 27, 2008

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A wife of a military personnel who acts in an obnoxious manner by "wearing her husband's rank" and literally wearing her husband's dog tags everywhere. They bitch will bitch until they can't breath about the small things that happen in the military, "Poor me, my husband is deployed; Wah, we didn't get to eat dinner together because the chief of command kept him an hour late!"

You can usually spot a Boot Wife driving around with stickers on her car call that read something like: "Half of my heart is in Iraq" or "Military Spouse, hardest job in the military."

Did you see that dumb-ass Boot Wife at the commissary without shoes on?

Look at the self portrait that this Boot Wife took of herself wearing her husband's uniform and dog-togs... How cool.

by Boot Wife September 3, 2011

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Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

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Boots (cat)

Boots is the best cat you will ever find.He will always be there for you and you will never feel down when you’re around him.His meows are the cutest noises ever!He is friendly and playful but if you annoy him he won’t be afraid to show you who’s boss!

Boots (cat) is the cutest cat you will ever know

by Tuttleowl November 7, 2017

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