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A wife of a military personnel who acts in an obnoxious manner by "wearing her husband's rank" and literally wearing her husband's dog tags everywhere. They bitch will bitch until they can't breath about the small things that happen in the military, "Poor me, my husband is deployed; Wah, we didn't get to eat dinner together because the chief of command kept him an hour late!"
You can usually spot a Boot Wife driving around with stickers on her car call that read something like: "Half of my heart is in Iraq" or "Military Spouse, hardest job in the military."
Did you see that dumb-ass Boot Wife at the commissary without shoes on?
Look at the self portrait that this Boot Wife took of herself wearing her husband's uniform and dog-togs... How cool.
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When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass
Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.
Really was she hot
Fuck yeah, that's why I did it
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Knee high hooker boots that are worn by old people
Wow Joe, your mom in those Fenton Boots was hot.
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Boots is the best cat you will ever find.He will always be there for you and you will never feel down when you’re around him.His meows are the cutest noises ever!He is friendly and playful but if you annoy him he won’t be afraid to show you who’s boss!
Boots (cat) is the cutest cat you will ever know
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a kick to the mouth, especially one that
results in injury or tooth damage
The judo lesson ended early after the
instructor got an accidental boot canal.
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A condom
John: i want to talk about condoms with out my parents knowing
Tim: well call them rubber boots
John: im gunna go buy some rubber boots
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"told you in the jam that we can get down,
now lets knock the boots like the group H-town."
--Phife Dog Tribe Called Quest, Electric Relaxation
"if you don't got cash you won't be gettin no ass,
and if you're not clockin loot you won't be knockin boots."
--Big L, No Endz No Skinz
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