aiello breath

A stank breath that is so raunchy, gross, and nasty one might pass out and fall into acoma or even death. This is also know as jew breath, steel wall, batcave and/or lions den, stank finga.

Damm bitch I sitting next to this nigga and he had the worst aiello breath ive ever smell, it was like a retard crawled into his mouth when he was asleep an then died.

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Baby's Breath

A sexual act which takes place during the door knocker. While the man is beatin' it up in a pseudo-missionary position, and his balls are slapping on the girl's asshole(like a door knocker), said girl then proceeds to fart on his balls as they swing in the hot breeze. This is typically done as a signal that an orgasm is near, and expedites the process.

Man) "oooh, you like that?"
girl) "Aaah, knock on that door"
Man) "Oh God! Quick, give me the baby's breath!"
Girl) "Oh, OH, I'm cumming! Here it is! Hold On. Yes!"
{Fart}
Man) "Ah, yeah! {fart} it's like a kitten batting at my nuts!"
{Fart}
Man) "AH! Ah! ah...ah. Thanks for the baby's breath. I knew you'd enjoy the door knocker."
Girl) "Maybe next time, we could try a cone stacking."

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vagina breathe

the after breathe when a man or women eats out a ladys vagina.

Man: *licks chicks vagina*
Chick:*orgasmic noises* ohh ohh, dont kiss me after that, you're gonna have serious vagina breathe.

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frenchmans breath

When you break wind and capture it in your cupped hand, and procede to blow it in a friends face

Frenchmans breath is pretty much the same as Mexican breath, but with more Gallic flourish

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Stop breathing

A phrase commonly used in heavly moderated chat rooms to say "kill yourself". Stop breathing is thought of as a nicer way to tell people to leave someone to remove themseleves from existence, less likely resulting in a ban from moderators due to it's vague nature.

Girl 1: Did you hear, Karen is still going around school talking of how you sleep with any thing that has legs? She's posting it all over FB.

Girl 2: SMH, Karen needs to stop breathing asap.

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boner breath

The unbarable stale stench on a girls breath after she is done sucking your dong and hairy man balls.

Dale- Fuck no I'm not going to kiss you until you brush your fuckin teeth!

Sally- why not?

Dale- because you just got done bobbing my knob and now you got Boner Breath!!!!!

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smegma breath

Someone who has been engaging in oral sex with an unclean, uncircumcised penis-- in other words, a very sick and dirty person.

Your disgusting! Get out of here smegma breath.

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