Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.
"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."
8π 6π
a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.
Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
5π 2π
As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls
Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.
12π 13π
A state of consciousness. The Spinal Tap "11" version of a hangover. Delusional , mechanical, mentally-rusted "not right" feeling.
Man, i snorted mad addy and drank a lot of cheap whiskey at that co-op party. I can't account for like three hours of the evening or my journey home and I had broken robot syndrome this morning; tried to walk down the block and got confused.
6π 5π
An expression that denotes a political imbalance within the microbiome of a host organism.
"The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."
The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.