BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT

BEYOND RIDICULOUS, MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EVER.

THE FACT THAT THE YANKEES LOSS TO THE NATIONALS IS THE MOST BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT I EVER SEEN.

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cracka bullshit

if something happens that is extremely unfavorable, i.e. luck against you, a lie, or when something painful happens.

(trip over a curb)"man dats some cracka bullshit

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load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.

"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."

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Playing Bullshit

When someone or something gives you a rather irritating and most likely unnecessary problem that proves to really hinder progress at something.

I posted a video on Youtube with a clip of The Ramones for no longer than 5 seconds. Now the site is playing bullshit with me and I have to go through all this legal stuff to keep my account from being suspended.

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Total bullshit

See non-binary

Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*

See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like

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Fascinating Bullshit

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.

John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).

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Vacuous bullshit

Complete and utter nonsense lacking any thought or sign of intelligence. Commonly associated with ghetto dwellers, CoD players and religious people.

Vacuous bullshit:
Ghetto dweller edition "Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!"
Christian edition "How can atheists refuse God's existence when there's so much evidence! Just look outside! That leaf doesn't look anything like a bacteria, therefore evolution is made up and stupid."
CoD hardened edition "OMGZZ yu gaiz, I just got a double choklit sprinkld 720 fakey ladder stall no scope triple collat. I jizzed evarywhurr."

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