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Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.
Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!
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The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.
"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"
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while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??
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A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
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The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
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When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.
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A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
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