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Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
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Person 1: whos carlos Barrientos?
Person 2: hes a spick immigrant
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a dick bag that likes dragon ball z
dont be a carlos hernandez.
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A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.
That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!
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A funny mexican that makes racial jokes and also uses the term DEE-DEE-DEE for fun and comedy. Star of his own show Mind of Mencia. Then people get so fucking uptight and be complete asswipes over a few jokes. Just deal with it.
Guy 1: Carlos Mencia made a bad joke about mexicans doing anything for money. I'm going to act like a dumbass a post on this site that hes stupid and he makes horrible comedy shows.
Guy 2: Get over it you fucking retard, WHO CARES?!
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A powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(Although intoxication is not required it helps.) The Hot Carlos is a combination of the Hot Karl and The dirty Sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. The individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.The mark should resemble that of a Hispanic mans mustache.
Dude what happened to your face
You gave me a hot Carlos you asshole
Oh so that's where I shit last night
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14th century Spanish king from the area outside of present day Barcelona. Family inhabited Castrillo Castle and the surrounding lands for 7 centuries. Generally considered the only competant regional baron of his line and staunch opponent to the remnant of the Muslim forces remaining on the Iberian peninsula. Known to history as El Cid Grande y Defensor del Fe.
Carlos Castrillo was a great hero to all the people of Spain and to you especially.
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