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Old man pretending to be a girl
They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster
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When an man and woman have anal sex to avoid procreating. When ejaculation has occurred the man exits his family jewels thinking his little soldiers could do no harm in the anal cavity. However, a "drip" of semen exits the anal cavity and enters the vagina. As a result the woman becomes pregnant with an unwanted child who will later be bullied for his constant smell of poop and his ugly sneakers.
"I don't want none of your truffle butter you drip child!"
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That minecraft child that nobody really knows in school but somehow you see him everywhere and think he's your cousin
Josh: Oh hey it's that Minecraft Child.
Chris: Yeah I see him everywhere.
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A child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. Hitler was a child lord. Only one is born per century. Generally a Child Lord is born into a bad situation. This causes the child's development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. If a Child Lords powers are used wisely good things come from them.
The twentieth century's Child Lord killed millions of people.
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when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.
Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
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1. A form a paper craft in which cartoon characters are drawn and cut out in such a way that when photographed with proper arrangement, they appear to be interacting with or subject to the environment around them. They often are but need not be children characters or even human.
This is a more modern, more specific application of "breaking the 4th wall."
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2. A term for a piece of artwork in this style.
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3. A character within the piece.
1. Takashi is my favorite paper child artist.
2. Did you see that paper child that got posted yesterday?
3. I saw this one picture of two paper children fighting, but the artists was pulling them apart.
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The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.
2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.
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