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A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.
- useful for no other purpose
...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut
When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub
My brother just got a crowning clutch
"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."
1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men
2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks
Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.
The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."