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Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”
“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”
When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.
Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis
holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off
A term for a list of moves in four-square where the defending square has little to no chance of successfully countering. (Fireballs, Corner Shots, Cherry Bombs) Often considered unfair and illegal.
Shouted by the audience in a school tournament when a ref misses an illegal move.
That is Savage-Crap!!! He had no chance!!!
Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"
Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."