When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.
"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".
Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..
A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.
Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.
A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.
I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.
the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night