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When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.
"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".
Butter that makes your toast crispy.
Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.
Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.
A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.
I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.