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A “diet” where one starved themselves or eats next to nothing. This is used to become skinny enough to win equitation or hunter classes in the horse community.
“The whole team is on the Big Eq Diet, poor girls. Their trainer totally fat-shames them too.”
Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.
Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.
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what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.
"Holy shit this is Diet fucking coke"
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The Atkins diet for dummies.
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
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1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.
2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.
3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.
"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"
-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.
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The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.
I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.
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its what gg superfanatics do. they unconsciously lose weight just by watching gossip girl over and over!
friend 1: hey. you lost alot of weight! how'd you do that?
friend 2: duh. gossip girl diet!
friend 1: what's that???
friend 2: it just happens! watch gg. and you'll find out!
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