This does not look good for Homestar Runner

A bleak situation.

I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

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Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer is yes.

Q: "Does the Pope shit in the Vatican?"
A: "Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?"

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does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

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does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites

wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!

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does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

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Where does he get off?

To ask what is somebody thinking or does he think he is better than everybody else?

Jen: Matt was talking shit about your girlfreind
Dan: Oh serious? Where does he get off?

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Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?