Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.
They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.
Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny
Holly loves Edward with all her heart
Edward and holly love each other xx
Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason
HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer
he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea
HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)
He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown
I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass
the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.
in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops
A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.
Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.
An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG
He Is Such An Edward Chang