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A term coined to any given person that is heavily intoxicated where one's eyes are squinted and in a dazed-like state.
Oh no, she has slagle eyes.
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Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.
Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."
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A situation or joke that is very harsh or sarcastic and stings
'"I got a 5/14 on my essay, our teacher is harsh."
"Yeah, that's' a little dry in the eyes for you."
"Yeah!!"
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Eye dialect is the representation of the pronunciation of words by members of a specific social middle. There is no change in the use, only a change in the way the word is written.
Son: i wuz jis gonna call ya mum...
Mother: What?
Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.
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Oven Eye occurs when a female wearing mascara opens an oven door and bends to peer in instantly, before allowing the steam to escape. The resulting rush of moist heat to the face causes the mascara to react and seriously clump the eyelashes together, making it appear that each eye has a few short, black horns per eyelid, instead of curling, dark lashes.
"Bollocks! I'm going to have to go and do my makeup again, I've got oven eye!"
"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
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A very rare kind of eye colour that switches with the person's mood, like a mood ring but way more accurate. They can go from green to blue to grey to brown. Also it is good for others because you know their current emotions so you now when ti give that person some space.
I am one of the lucky few with mood eyes. XD
First Person: That girl is pissed off, stay away...
Second Person: How can you tell...
First Person: Her eyes are grey, and remember she said when her eyes are grey, she's pissed.
Second Person: Oh yeah I forgot she has mood eyes...
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The really annoying unconscious twitching of the eyelid of either one or both eyes caused by heavy fatigue. It is not a painful condition, but the twitching does become very annoying over time. The only cure is regular deep sleep over a number of days. Called gamer's eye because so many gamers experience it after spending day after day sitting up until 2am playing Counter-Strike (or WOW, or some other game), then getting up at the usual time to attend work/school/college/etc.
Person 1: Man, I've been playing Counter-Strike for three days straight and now I've got the worst case of gamer's eye. Look closely, can you see my eyelid twitching?
Person 2: You are such a geek. You should switch to World of Warcraft; it kicks CS's ass!
Person 3: Dude, you know I can't play WOW; I'm heterosexual!
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