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Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh
Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud
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When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL
She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.
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1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.
2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.
3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail
he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!
-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
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The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.
Physics Fail example:
1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail
2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)
3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
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During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
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To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.
I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.
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A stupid, pimply faced, teenager who is popular in their school, and thinks having a social life is more important than drinking water, and only knows how to say "FAIL" and/or "EPIC FAIL" as a comeback to any good insult. Fail kids like to take out their frustrations on popular online games like warcraft or counter strike, because they're nerdy, weak ass little pre-mature fucks in real life, and stay up till midnight on those games using lame internet slangs like L0l, pl0x, own3d, n00b, OMG you noob omg!, and of course, FAIL. They can be seen hanging out in malls with their friends(who are also fail kids). When these angry ass teens aren't saying fail, hanging out with friends, eating mcdonalds, or playing games, they like to go on facebook, and get depressed after random ass people dont accept their friend requests.
Hugo: You're pathetic.
Jonathan(fail kid): FAIL
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