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Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.
little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men
I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away
Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.
"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"
Children the one thing everyone hates and the one thing i hopefully will never have
max: hey see those dumb children over their
james: isnt that the orphanage?