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When you dip your dick into glitter so when you cum it’s has pizzazz
An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.
No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.
When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
Someone with large amounts of glitter in or on their hair and clothes, usually this person is in Colorguard or Gymnastics, and uses large amounts of hairspray.
Girl 1: yo dude look at Amber. She literally has glitter in the roots of her hair!
Girl 2: what do you expect? She's a Glitter Queen.
A person who perceives they have a higher social status than they actually do. This individual feels a constant need to remind those around them of their fictional superiority.
"What do you mean I don't get free bottle servie?!" Cried Jon. He's such a Stupid Glitter Cunt.