The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole
I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!
When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.
P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.
Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.
Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.
The jew hating gooch of hitler the nazi dictator.
Go lick hitlers gooch
When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.
A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.