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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day

'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'

by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 05, 2016


Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual

Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton

by Super sausage October 31, 2023


Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.

Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.

by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020


gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021


gooch pearl

The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.

Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."

by Twatermelon March 01, 2015


year gooch

The days between Christmas and New Years.

The year gooch is the best time of year.

by Francist January 27, 2010


Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together

Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.

by Richard Ballz September 03, 2012