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A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them
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Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.
What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.
the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay
Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.