Alex has a vagina

When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.

Hey guys, did you know that Alex has a vagina?

Alex has a vagina sang by at least 5 people

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The Eagle has Landed

To approve that you have got the goods on you. (I.E. Weed)

Dan: So dude, whats going on tonight?

Henry: The Eagle has Landed!

Dan: Nice....

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Ke$ha Status

Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha

Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"

Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"

Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"

later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status

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Has that dawg in him

A person who is extremely tough on the inside and willing to do anything to put themselves ahead of other people by winning.

Person 1: Did you see Zach Wilson and his girlfriend broke up?
Person 2: Yes, and then he went on to have sex with his mom's cougar best friend.
Person 1: Zach really has that dawg in him.

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ha seung jin

7' 3" Korean basketball player for the Portland Trail Blazer.
Also the first Korean ever to play in the NBA.

Wow Ha Seung Jin is soo tall! Too bad he rarely plays in the games.

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Ke$ha-$peak

Intentionally annoying the hell out of someone by speaking like Ke$ha, the famous American popstar's, name. In other words, replacing s's with dollar signs. Will easily piss someone off.

John: Yo what'$ up?
Jim: What the hell's up with the dollar sign?
John: It's Ke$ha-$peak.

Jim: Not cool.
John: You're ju$t jealou$ I thought of it fir$t!
Jim: ...Riiiiight.

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jimin has no jams

An Inside joke from the bts fandom where Rm tells Jimin in a bangtan bomb (behind the scene vlogs) that he’s not funny/fun or trying to diss him by saying “jimin u got no jams”

Sofia is so boring she’s like jimin, jimin has no jams