A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans
Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer
Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
A white (can be black) kid who was raised or being raised by a middle class family and thinks they're tough shit.
They talk about doing drugs and fighting when they are, in reality, too scared to even come close to that.
"That kid isn't shit he's just an iphone gangster." -someone who actually IS tough shit.
The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
Basically ur mum goes to stormzy and says"peng tings on my watsapp and my iphone 2"
The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
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