South Carolina ice cream

Grits

I had scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and South Carolina ice cream for breakfast this morning! Damn fine eatin'!

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Getting some ice cream

A sexual innuendo for having sex.

"What are doing Sasha, Wanna get some ice cream later on?"
"Let's get raped in an ice cream truck and maybe the driver will give us some ice cream!"
"I'm getting some ice cream from my lover tonight!"
"Do you want some ice cream babe?"

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Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex

Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".

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Ninja Ice Cream Man

A pedophile ice cream man who sells "Ninja" Ice Cream and RC Toys during the winter, and has the peircing looks of a terrorist including the strong accent.

The Ninja Ice Cream Man and his chocolatey goodness uses his RC toys to lure his prey.

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Ice Cream Paint Job

Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.

Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job

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Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

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ice cream paint job

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.

That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.

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