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An individual who by all external perceptions appears to be a run of the mill dumb ass, and engages in correspondingly stupid behavior, only to BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND when you actually see how well they preform in school with minimal effort. The idiot genius, when in a one-on-one conversation in a limited scope seems extremely intelligent, but their activities outside of that context remain in stark contradiction to their apparent intellect.
An Idiot Genius is the Anti-Intellectual Intellectual.
John: Dude, Mike pisses me off so much!
Jim: Why?
John: He does absolutely nothing in school and is a fucking straight A-Student! Then he gets trashed almost every day of the week, smokes his brain to mush, fucks girls like there's no tomorrow, and still manages to do better in school than me! What the FUUUUUCK?
Jim: Lol u mad bro? He's just an Idiot Genius!
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The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.
"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson
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A black, cubical, electronic "box". One side of this cube is however, bot black, but a clear "screen". When this electronic box is activated or "turned on", it flashes towards the "viewer" various images and sounds. These images and sounds are usually either fabricated in a "studio" or coming "live" from a very different place than the viewer is sitting on the couch and watching/hearing them.
Critical Thought sold separately.
Damn, New Years Eve fucking sucked. I sat in my apartment all alone and watched the idiot box until passing out at 2AM.
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An episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Sandy eats a ton of nuts the store fat for hibernation season in her Tree Dome. Spongebob and Patrick end up going inside to see what she's up to and the door freezes shut in which they are trapped inside and forced to survive for all of winter. They do this by shaving patches of Sandys fur to use as warmth for the harsh climate. They eventually wake Sandy when they were arguing as to who is Dirty Dan and who is Pinhead Larry. Sandy and proceeds to practically killed both of them and give them their own grades.... morbid for a kids show huh? Anyway, as previously stated they make it through the spectral apparition that is the fact that it is snowing inside a dome with no clouds or westher... underwater. Sandy wakes up apparently losing all the weight games from eating all of the knots and then finds that all of her fur has been shaved off and then disturbingly where SpongeBob and Patrick as clothing..... our generation would be so fucked if they actually looked into these shows.
The Donner Party, survival of the idiots
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Something the internet isn't.
If the internet were made idiot proof, then google would run out of business.
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A dumbass, bumfuck, retard, moron, fuckcunt, motherfucker, asshole or black man
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Mentally handicapped person
Doesn't understand common sense
Andy: Hey Allen why are you looking to buy parts and drive to Miami to pick up a 20 dollar part.
Allen: we'll see what happens when you come to me looking for that part
Andy: what a stupid idiot I can go to Walgreens and get it there
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