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When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.
Like a french bread stick..
Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"
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A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.
Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.
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When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
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Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail
Gary:What are those billy?
Billy:What is what?
Gary:Those mini nude pics.
Billy:Those are French Postcards.
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a military that gets scared and surrenders
The french military surrendered again?!?
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french montana is a whack rapper who makes money off of dumb people and teen girls who are too stupid to understand that french montana can't rap at all!
guy1: hey have you ever heard of french montana? guy2: yeah, french montana's da truf! guy3: french montana is garbage! guy1: yeah, he can't rap to save his life! guy4: I agree with guy1 and guy3. guys5-10: we agree with guy1, guy3, also, guy4!
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