Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.

Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!

Jacob Cain

The cutest, funniest, most adorable guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him.

Look at Jacob Cain! He's soooo dreamy!

Jacob Gercken

Can hump air very well

AH AH AH AH AH UH UH UH UH UH is what the sound go Jacob Gercken is

jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

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jacob donegan

The sweetest boy you will ever see. Strong and independent yet caring and soft. He has the best Irish accent you will ever see.

Jacob donegan is my best friend
Yeah hes always there for us🙃

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jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

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