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A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"
The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles
On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day
exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day
On March 10th u can sit on anyone lap for the day
exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Then: it’s National sit on lap day