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A leaf sanctuary is where different kinds of leaves are held and can be used for identification. The president of any given leaf sanctuary is called a Berta. Bertas show you where to find leaves and they also advocate for preserving rare leaves.
The Berta at the Madison, WI leaf sanctuary showed me where to find oak leaves.
Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^
Ahh man, my boyfriend is really a brother leaf.
It smells like someones been smoking some of that Cheeky Leaf
A sight or scope on a firearm that can be raised or folded down. Often with many lines or indicators to account for bullet drop due to gravity.
"PRIVATE! USE THE LEAF SIGHT ON YOUR GRENADE LAUNCHER!"
"ROGER THAT!"
*Explosion.mp3*
Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”
“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath