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When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.
Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"
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The most perfect boy in the galaxy. He has dark hair. Mason has beautiful brown eyes that are easy to stare at all day. He is a really good swimmer. He loves dub step. He is really good with little kids. Just a simple text from him can brighten your day. He is funny and sweet. Most people don't even know that he has a romantic side. You're constantly afraid that he will stop liking you and move on to another girl. You will always feel safe in his arms. You're never with him long enough and the time you spend apart seems like an eternity. He gets mad if you deny that you're beautiful. He has lots of respect. Mason doesn't fight for very long. You miss him constantly. If you're lucky enough to be his girlfriend don't ever loose him. When you meet him you will be afraid to like him. When you like him you will be afraid to love him. When you love him you will be afraid to loose him.
I love you Mason!!!
Mason's friend: What do you see in him he isn't even romantic
Mason's girlfriend: That's what you think Mason Thorpe is perfect
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A YouTuber associated with Shrek and he looks like Lord Farqaad. He is known for his catfishing and flexing what he doesn't have. He is actually broke but flexes fake Gucci and obvious fake money. He shoves airpods up his nose to flex.
George Mason flexes what he doesn't have
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dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.
how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.
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A nice dude who won’t curse often unless you talk about his exes. Mason Wray is a loyal guy and would do anything for his friends. Mason is the best fortnite player ever and is better at it than tfue and ninja. Mason has a huge penis.
Me: Have you seen Mason Wray?
Friend: No?
Me: He is the best at fortnite.
Friend: Oh, him!
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A DICK BAG MADE OF DICKS AND HAS A BIIIIIIIIG BAG FOR THE TOP A CUNT WHO LIKS BALLS AND GIRLS BALLS LUVES FUCKING MAN TITS ON FRIDAY WHILE EATING HIS GRANDMAS BALLS
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A small city with a shit load of young rich drug heads selling catnip as weed to dumb football players and going to cincy to get real weed
Person 1: wanna kick it in mason, ohio tonight
Person 2: fuck naw that place is lame as hell lets go to the middie
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