A nickname you call your friend when they’re being extra sus.
“Dude! Stop being a little sus monster!”
or say it as a nickname as usual
A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)
"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."
some one who does or says sketchy things. overly sketchy, suspicious.
ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!
They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.
My Anxiety Monster is my bestfriend.
A drink so addictive, i have had 3 heart attacks and have had several kidney stones surgically removed because i drank so many of them in 1 sitting
I have had 3 heart attacks and have been disowned by all of my family because of my inability to stop drinking monster juice, please help
the type of monster that tends to eat people in a fangorious manner.
And some people are being fangoriusly eaten by a gelatinous monster. hillary's legs are being digested
A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*