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The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
A Port-A-Fortress in the game fortnite a building that you throw and becomes a base
HI im Sammy Orlando the defualty alive lets use the Myth In A Can
Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.
Person 1: What's that drink you've got?
Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.
The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
Yet another term for fake boobies.
...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"
"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart
Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can