jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

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circle jerks

the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band

those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.

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Jerk Idiot

Some One That Is a Stupid Jackass. But It Sounds Cooler To Call Them A Jerk Idiot. Also Used As A Song, In The Former T.V. Show: Andy Milonakis.

That Jerk Idiot Shoved Me Into The Pool Infont Of Those Women.

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stealth jerk

To stealthily masturbate while people are around.

Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table

Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.

Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.

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Turnkey Jerk

turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/

noun

A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.

Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"

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Urkle jerk

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

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insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

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