Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.
Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!
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the particpipants of a circle jerk
also a great punk band
those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.
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Some One That Is a Stupid Jackass. But It Sounds Cooler To Call Them A Jerk Idiot. Also Used As A Song, In The Former T.V. Show: Andy Milonakis.
That Jerk Idiot Shoved Me Into The Pool Infont Of Those Women.
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To stealthily masturbate while people are around.
Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table
Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.
Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.
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turnยทkey jerk
/หtษrnหkฤ/ /jษrk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
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The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"
Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked
Randal: Did I do that!?
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Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.
I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.
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