The Hollywood Haynie

Grown ass men that like to have sexual relations with statues

We went to a museum and Ross pulled a The Hollywood Haynie on the Venus Demilo

hollywood nine mil

The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)

"That is forty shots without reloading!"
"The actor has a Hollywood Nine Mil."

hollywood architect

typically a technical architect in the IT world, who has plenty to say, and is a great seller, but when it comes down to actually doing the technical work, would much rather delegate and oversee

That Steve, he's a real Hollywood architect! Once again tells a good story and then gets someone else to do the work

hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.