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The day the two best people in the world were born. Lots of love and happiness
Robin and Amber were born on November 24!
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National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"
"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"
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A military slang word for coffee. November stands for the letter "N" and Juliet the letter "J". The letters NJ would be short for the words "Nigger Juice". Which is given because of the coffees dark apperance.
Damm, killing all that Hadgi sure did make me tired, better make a cup of some November Juliet
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National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day
Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...
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No self deprecation day. You’re not allowed to say anything harmful to yourself, give yourself a few compliments while you’re at it, you deserve it. :)
Friend 1: I’m actually a great person
Friend 2: What’s gotten into you? You’re never nice to yourself.
Friend 1: It’s November 8th, no self deprecation day.
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nov 30th is a day to smack as many ass's as possible. the guidelines are that u have to smack all ass's no matter how large or how boney. go smack some ass my children. the count begins!
"fuck it's november 30th"
"oh shit, turn around, show me ur big booty" *smack*
"ok now turn around" *SMACK*
"sheesh girl, now let's smack his booty ahagsghagshaa"
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Give your sweatshirt to your girlfriend or random girl
Yo it’s November 24 you know what that means give your sweatshirt to her
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