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A news reader who can't distinguish news from partisan idealogy and innuendo.
When Dan Blather was caught using known faked documents on C-B.S's hit piece on Bush, he accused everyone else of the same things he himself was guilty of for years. He even had the arrogance to state that even though the docs were faked, the message is true. Nice going, schmuck.
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He is almost there opposite of Phil...DAN IS COMPLETELY EMO
Dan Howell is so emo
Coach dan is usually a coach that cares deeply about his team. He is funny, the best coach in the town, talented, and goes out of his way to teach his team. Coach dan is a very honest man who doesn’t like liars. He loves animals especially squirrels and deer. He’s the type of person u can have a drink with and talk for hours.
I really want to be on Coach Dans team, other girls say he’s better than the other coaches.
A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
King troll who lives under a bridge in Tennessee aka the Tennessee yeti and very angry animal unless u give it chocolate milk and a Upchurch cd
I stumbled upon a Dan RHEC on my hike and I thought I was gonna die cause I didn't have the chocolate milk
Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?
...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.
His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.
A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.